Welcome to "Fun With Google Voice"!

Anyone who has used Google Voice has surely been wide-eyed with excitement knowing that all of your voicemails will be transcribed into text and email form for your viewing pleasure. I don't think anyone could have expected so much entertainment from this simple task. This blog is dedicated to the ridiculous transcriptions that Google sends after you have received a voicemail. It's up to you to figure out what they really said. I would say that the identities of those who called are protected, but honestly, Google does that for me.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Ec were my head too

From April 26, 5:12 PM:
Hi Scott, It's Stephanie, You know, and completely forgot to work was one I think we mention it, but I don't think we have a good the order in, so a couple bottles of the If you have a great you know it may be a short may just have in there and we'll go from there. I'm hoping if we need to get a read. Later week and I just I can imagine how does it is before 3 get that they might. I don't have meaning a bottoming out. So I just tell you I'll just I'll be able to get down there will be there around 545 to softy same just. I had about an hour. Thanks. Bye. Clearly ec were my head. I need to cancel. Thanks.

What. The. Indeed.

From April 22nd, 2:23 PM:
Hey Scott, It's Elizabeth talk with C C in which the old hope you're doing well. I was just giving you a buzz. Because I noticed the weather on Saturday is not working to go ahead and I could have 5 few people in the office. What. The. Tony and will be if they gain gets cancelled, so I just give me a buzz back and let me know and I can help me. So it's questions for them, that would be great. I think you got my cellphone number, but it's top 461383 thanks bye.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

You shouldn't give gangs checks

From April 5, 1:54 PM:
Hey Scott, valves and then some. Upon Martin builders has been speaking about their time today drop off a check for the gangs that. We're coming to on Friday night if you would give me a call back. At *phone number redacted* and let me know when I can. If somebody ever there. Thank you. Bye.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Paul's levis are funny.

From March 2, 10:43 AM
Hey, Just was I was really weird phone message that they're like delayed a voicemail just wanna let you know with the Kirkland calling guy. He got it, so no more of. It's from Paul levis funny. Bye.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

No, You Cannot Be On Me Next to the Swayze

From March 9, 5:52 PM
Hi Scott, dot Richard, I was just letting you know I was here from. I don't know if we can be on you know will come pick it over to the Swayze, Just wanted to thank you.

Fine, I Won't Call

From March 9, 4:55 PM
Got great Packard don't give me a call please. 942, 636 and see if he had more people in there tonight. Thanks.

No, Don't Fill the Vacuum Horn!!!!

From March 9, 6:55 PM:
Hey Scott, This is filling that vacuum horn. If you could give me a call on my cell 398 and 25. We have 4 people. They were downstairs in the same thing. We would love to have a to come to our sweet. They're actually handling of one of our partners that. Just call me back. Thanks, Bye well.

My Name's Not Joe, But At Least He Said "Bye Bye"

From March 23, 4:38 PM
Hey Joe, whenever you get this. Gimme a call back this is Jimmy port you're looking for is tickets and Jen, I can't find laying around anywhere so I don't know what exactly what else gimme a call back when you get this. Bye bye.

That's Borderline Racist...

From March 24, 9:46 AM
Scott, Gringo. Give me a call. I have a taking question, but that's and I think you could have, 428636 Thank you.

Vincent Price?

From March 16, 7:33 PM:
Hey it's Caitlin, I just loved your before this matter if it's a little creepy league. Vincent Price or, like. Anyway, sorry I missed your call. I'm sleeping it that I have no life. I came home and I had, and it's like 8:30 and I'll go to bed pretty soon. Anyway, I will try to call you tomorrow if if not, I'll definitely try to call you tomorrow, so hopefully we can connect. I think you said you're going back or something right now, so I'll talk to you. Hopefully, Mark alright well have a night bye.